*~* Family Problem *~*

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.

One of them kept complaining of family problems.Finally, the other man said:"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."

"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.Later, my father married my stepdaughter.That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law".

"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son.But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"

"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"